Friday, November 11, 2005

Why Does He Bother??

Every single time Pat Robertson opens his mouth...

...Something harshly incondsiderate, and completely baseless comes flatulating out as if hes opening the taps on his keg of crapp he is constantly peddling to suckers in return for thier life savings.

Now, for those unaware:
( In voting Tuesday, all eight Dover, Pa., school board members up for reelection lost their positions after trying to introduce "intelligent design" to high school science students as an alternative to the theory of evolution. It was a punch back at the conservative movement to introduce alternative curriculum into public schools.)

Get a load of this.

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected him from your city... And don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don’t ask for his help because he might not be there."

Just once I would like to be able to sit and have a debate with this man. He is the chessiest facade of a human soul I have ever seen.

First on the questionaire, Pat:

1.) What kind of disaster are you talking about?

A natural one like a severe weather disturbance or viral breakout? It was my understanding that it was God that controlled these things, or created them or whatever. How could or why would he be there to help if it was his decision in the first place? In this case you would be suggesting that God will punish the good citizens of Dover.

Do you mean a terrorist attack or act of war? Is Dover PA a pretty high risk for a terrorist attack? You would suggest this as if you knew something more than we did. I dont understand what type of problems will begin.

I also don't understand how voting intelligent design out of your textbooks votes God out of your city. Like somehow Dover PA is going to be the next Soddom because they have chosen to educate thier youth with knowledge that has scientific merit and evidence rather than something that is encouraging them to believe that some heavenly body is in control of their future?

2.) Taking in account now Catholocism which is fairly large in PA as I understand, wouldn't the good citizens of Dover PA simply have to go to church on Sunday, sit in opposing booth with a child molester, beg his forgiveness, go home and repeat the same prayer 50 times and all will be forgiven? Everyone will be back on that road to heaven then?

3.) "Dont ask for his help because he might not be there."
WHAT???!!! That's like the most intangible sentence in this blurb. How would someone possibly know if God was there to help, unless they asked? Just don't bother asking because YOU think he MIGHT not be there? You've had well over 70 years to learn the English language Pat. Someone who owns as many media outlets as you do should rehearse his lines a little better before going in front of them all.

If I was to present you these questions in person, you would become enraged and claim that I was simply preaching evil and that I too was rejecting God for rejecting you. In which case you it would be plain to see the way you equate yourself to being God, and continue to expose the endless flaws in your credibilty.

I could probably start a second blog with just old Patty for the subject. It never ceases to amaze me the kind of tripe he is constantly dishing out, and worse, the way people just eat it right up. It is really for this reason that he is such a perfect spokesman for the Right Wing. His ability to summon the masses of weak and gullible minds make him a bishop for the Republican chess game.

Props once again to The Chronic Curmudgeon for the inspiration on this post. Take a quick look at his blog for a more political point of view on the subject.

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